{"id":94,"date":"2006-08-15T16:56:49","date_gmt":"2006-08-15T14:56:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rocknroll-reporter.de\/wordpress-1.5.2\/wordpress\/?p=94"},"modified":"2006-08-15T16:56:49","modified_gmt":"2006-08-15T14:56:49","slug":"krank","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tanterock.de\/?p=94","title":{"rendered":"Krank"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ich produziere sek\u00fcndlich ungef\u00e4hr soviel Schleim wie ein ganzer Berg Nacktschnecken. Das ist nicht sch\u00f6n! Meine Nase sieht aus wie von &#8222;Krusty der Clown&#8220; und meine Stimme klingt, als h\u00e4tte ich mit Rei\u00dfzwecken gegurgelt -und so f\u00fchlt sich mein Hals auch an. Und wenn ich mir so angucke, was ich da raushuste, d\u00fcrfte ich sp\u00e4testens morgen keine Lunge mehr besitzen.<br \/>\nMit anderen Worten: Ich bin krank. Ich will Mitleid! Sofort!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ich produziere sek\u00fcndlich ungef\u00e4hr soviel Schleim wie ein ganzer Berg Nacktschnecken. Das ist nicht sch\u00f6n! Meine Nase sieht aus wie von &#8222;Krusty der Clown&#8220; und &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/tanterock.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/tanterock.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/tanterock.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tanterock.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tanterock.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=94"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/tanterock.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/tanterock.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=94"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tanterock.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=94"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tanterock.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=94"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}